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Madam Em Bubble Bath

Madam Em Bubble Bath $16.95

Size: 250ml
Fragrance: Tangerine

Candles..sultry background music 'dimmed lights'..are we talking your sort of bath-time? Then all it needs to spice up the mix is Madam Em and you have the perfect recipe for seduction.

Who she is?... Em was destined to be a true madam from the moment her mother and father clapped eyes on each other. Apologies don't come naturally to her - after all she has no experience in that field - she is always, always right! She likes to be in control from her morning routine of twenty-seven cartwheels before breakfast to walking her tabby cat "Sushi" three times around the park at sunset. Her bubbling hot nature is tempered by her melting caress so that once bitten, her admirers are smitten and would grant her anything she dares to dream of.

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Heavenly Mel Shower Gel

Heavenly Mel Shower Gel $16.95

Size: 250ml
Fragrance: Tangerine

You have no choice but to smoulder your way through the day once you've dowsed yourself with this shower gel. Awaken your senses with a smile and intoxicate all you meet.

Who she is?... The Gods were feeling risqué when they created Mel. Intoxicated by life she minces from one encounter to the next, without a care in the world. With a wink of an eye or a flash of a thigh she can stop an entire Olympic men's squad in their tracks. When she knows what she wants nothing stands in her way and - should he be lucky enough to meet her - even James Bond would be left speechless.

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Kinky Kate Vanity Case

Kinky Kate Vanity Case $29.95

Dimensions: Height 16 cm, Length 20 cm,Depth 12cm. Perfectly designed to fit the two larger products (Vera Vamp Body Cream and Sexy Sadie Bodie Scrub) side by side with ample room to fit our other products on top. Transform yourself into a screen star of epic proportions as you travel in style - sure in the knowledge that your beauty secrets are close at hand and safely stashed. Think glamour, think vamp, think foxy femme.

Who is she?... Kate's mind wanders almost as much as she herself travels, so she is oblivious to the stir she leaves in her wake. Sauntering along in her kitten heels swinging her pink umbrella her head is in the clouds living out her far-fetched fantasies. For a girl living amongst the stars it seems only natural that she keep up with this season's diamond tiaras and jewel-encrusted garters. Even her pet possum only sleeps on a leopard skin bed. As for her desperate suitors, the fact that she is on another planet makes her unobtainable and even more desirable.

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Jaunty Jess Soap Sensation

Jaunty Jess Soap Sensation $7.95

Fragrance: Frangipani

To use Jaunty Jess Soap Sensation: for beautifully clean and soft skin, use in a rhythmic circular motion over your body to drive yourself and likely suitors into a lather.

Ingredients: Sodium Palmate, Sodium Cocoate, Aqua (Purified Water), Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Parfum (Fragrance), Glycerin, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium EDTA

Pumped full of shea butter and natural oils - no man, boy or crowded room stands a chance once you have revelled in the indulgence which is less a soap bar and more a way of life.

Who is she?... Crème de la crème hardly comes close to describing Jess. She's the kind of girl you want to throw a party for - a fiesta with flamenco, marmots, white stallions and rose petals - yes a night out with her is a buttock-clenching ride into the unknown. There's nothing that withstands her charm arsenal - all succumb to her weapons of mass seduction. She's the whole package and whatever she is, she is definitely not the girl next door.

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Lotus Lilly Lip Balm

Lotus Lilly Lip Balm $14.95

Flavour: Tangerine
Size: 20 ml

A bevy of natural oils, including beeswax and lanolin soften, soothe and moisturise while vitamin E works at rebuilding any damage done by particularly passionate encounters. We wouldn't be seen dead kissing without it.

Who is she?... Lily swears, sleeps naked and likes Star Wars - no, moderation was never one of her virtues - in fact sometimes she could be so bad that you wonder whether her mother should have thrown her away and kept the stork. While some would call her kooky, Lil thinks of herself as merely 'challenged' where normality is concerned. She feels no need to play games or hide her feelings, while she may fancy the hell out of you, this isn't a license to mess her around.

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Molly Minx Glitter Gel

Molly Minx Glitter Gel $14.95

Fragrance: Freesia
Size: 20 ml

If you want to make an entrance look no further - radiate your own special brand of glamour with this sparkle gel. Pop it in your purse and transform yourself from day to night attire with a mere dab of magic.

Who is she?... Fast and furious, long and leisurely - or at a more seductive steady pace -Molly grasps life by the vitals. She has no game plan for poor is the woman whose pleasure depends on the permission of another. Whilst she claims she can open bottles with her teeth and eat fiery chillies raw - we take this with a good-sized Siberian salt mine. There is no keeping up with her as she four-wheel drives ahead without stopping for road-kill. She's all singing, all dancing and all woman.

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Scarlett Divine Bath Dust

Scarlett Divine Bath Dust $19.95

Fragrance: Frangipani
Size: 235 g

Cleopatra started it and who are we to argue - there is nothing like an exotic, silky milk bath after a hard day's seduction even if ours is not of ass derivative!

Who is she?... Some girls were born organically good - Scarlett wasn't. Her abiding philosophy is to never say how old she is and always turn up in a helicopter. She is proud of her femininity - one thing she does exceptionally well is pour her curves into a tight dress. It works every time. She adores her love of conquest - throwing her heart out in front of her and running ahead to catch it. No, it isn't tying herself down to one person that she dreads; it's separating herself from all the others.

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Mia Sublime Face Mask

Mia Sublime Face Mask $27.95

Fragrance: Freesia
Size: 120 ml

Purified by clay, conditioned by macadamia nut oil, moisturised by shea butter and toned by witch hazel - we're in pamper heaven. Go on - put your feet up, slip into something a little more comfortable and surrender to the delights of Mia.

Who is she?... Not the shy and retiring type is our Mia. Her devil-may-care attitude has a strange tendency to get herself into scrapes that her charms (which have nothing to do with perky boobs and everything to do with attitude) are hard-pushed to extricate her from. 'Still', she says 'she who doesn't take risks, never gets to drink champagne'. She stopped believing in Santa Claus when she was six - her mother took her to see him in a department store and he asked her for her autograph. Having matured since then and emerged relatively unscathed from dalliances with several likely suitors, Mia is not about to plunge head first into another - she's busy painting the town all shades of purple - a life free seems to be beckoning.

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Perky Pam Talcum Powder

Perky Pam Talcum Powder $9.95

Size: 100g
Fragrance: Frangipani

Make your body a must-have: immerse yourself in clouds of frangipani-scented heaven. Whether indulging in a little personal pamper or preparing to paint the town pink there is no better way to smooth those cares away.

Who she is?... Pam frolics through each and every day with an encyclopaedic repertoire of naughty jokes and a gravity defying cleavage. Nothing gets her down - knock her over and you'd better make room because she'll bounce right back like a voluptuous weeble. She has a passion for red gingham table cloths, but if you are invited for tea watch out - you might be doing more than dining off them.

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Raunchy Rosie Hand Cream

Raunchy Rosie Hand Cream $27.95

Fragrance: Freesia
Size: 120 ml

Packed full of vitamin E - a classic for repairing any damages life may inflict. Underpinned by a good dash of aloe vera - what can we say, its miraculous qualities are legendary. If you don't emerge from using this product as a screen siren then we'll burn our sauciest undergarments.

Who is she?... Love is in the air - or is it Rosie's perfume? When she gives you that look - you know you're in for a treat. While most of us are hard-wired to hide our vulnerability, she revels in her own demons. It would be an understatement of criminal proportions to say Rosie embraces life: trying everything from private investigator to amateur surfing, resting only (on luxurious laurels) to momentarily whisper "If in doubt: pout" and dismiss all else as "details".

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Sexy Ladie Body Scrub

Sexy Ladie Body Scrub $29.95

Fragrance: Freesia
Size: 250 ml

Emerge transformed, buffed and polished revelling in the anti-inflammatory, exfoliant and purifying qualities of walnut while being gently toned and soothed by aloe and vitamin E. Goddesses swear by it so why not succumb yourself?

Who is she?... Sadie, with her penchant for camelias, has a propensity to wear them for all social occasions along with whatever other lacy thrift-shop gear she can get her hands on. She has a tiny strawberry- shaped mole perched on her upper lip which trembles with a mesmeric rhythm whenever she is amused while her lips remain permanently on the edge of an extremely naughty smile. Whatever her skin is made of it looks like it would taste good. She has successfully got by under the philosophy that 'What the hell' is always the right decision so why change now

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Vera Vamp Body Cream

Vera Vamp Body Cream $31.95

Fragrance: Freesia
Size: 250 ml

The moisturising and skin conditioning effects of macadamia nut oil combined with the soothing caress of aloe vera is topped with the anti-oxidant qualities of vitamin E - we can't get enough of it and neither it seems can our suitors!

Who is she?... The first thing you notice when you meet Vera is that she has the most shapely legs this side of christendom. It hardly seems right for one person to be blessed with this quality - still if life was fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Having changed her name from a somewhat dreary title reminiscent of matronly endeavours (though this was where the resemblance ended) she spends an inordinate amount of time dreaming. A die-hard fan of Mills and Boon she harbours a secret desire to be a classical musician - but meantime keeps her day job (though she has invested in a crimson custom-made drum kit).

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