The Revenge Files Of Alistair Fury - 7.40 am

Alistair Fury (Jonathan Mason) is youngest in a family of five. He is the last in line for everything good and first in line for everything bad. He lives with his family at 47 Atrocity Road in a state of extended chaos and with Alistair being the lowest in the pecking order, he is put-upon by every one of his neglectful family. He is forced to set up a secret gang, the ‘Revengers’, to help him exact his revenges.

Alistair’s great hope is that his revenge tactics may prove useful to other little brothers faced with evil siblings who are twice their size and half their intelligence. With this in mind, the Revengers set up a website where little bros can log on to Alistair’s daily dairies, containing all his mission statements, innermost secrets and best revenges.

In this episode the family’s economy drive sends Alistair’s revenge-ometer soaring, it’s just not fair! Alistair’s mum (Susannah Doyle) is cooking cheap, disgusting meat for a cookery book she’s writing for students and insists that Alistair eats his Cheese on Brains. Dad is trying to grow vegetables in the garden and Alistair’s brother, Will (Carlton Dickinson) and sister, Mel (Natalie Kemp) are dumping all their hand-me-down clothes onto Alistair so that they can go on a huge shopping spree to buy new ones. Not only that, but Mel has a new bike having taken up with an eco-warrior called Ben. And when Alistair catches Verrucas on his hands from Mrs Muttley’s piano-playing feet; it’s time for revenge.