My Boy - Kaylan


My Boy - Kaylan
Have you ever wondered what kind of thoughts and opinions race through the male mind when it relates to 'girly' topics? Well wonder no more! Girl.com.au brings you 'My Boy', where we ask the questions in the hope of gaining an insight into the male mind.

Following on from our candid interview with KAYLAN in last month's GIRL, we just had to test their strength in the MY BOY hot seat this month! So as is customary with all our MY BOY's, we placed brothers Dennis and Darren in the infamous hot seat and grilled them on stuff that really matters to us gals!

GIRL'S 60 SECOND QUIZ

Name: DENNIS DOWLUT
Nickname: Penis Donut
Star Sign: Aquarius

Fave Food: Seafood
Fave Film: One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
Fave Band: Lucy Pearl
Describe yourself in 3 words: Obnoxious, repulsive and arrogant!
Best Feature: My ability to clear the room.
Worst Feature: My ability to clear the room!
Person you would most like to meet: Prince
Hobbies/Interests: Fishing
First Job: Styling
A talent you wish you had: To play the harmonica!
The best advice given to you: You're never going to make it!
If you were told you had a minute to live, what would you do? I'd call my mum.

GIRL'S 60 SECOND QUIZ

Name: DARREN DOWLUT
Nickname: Doogy Doogy
Star Sign: Leo

Fave Food: Mauritius cuisine
Fave Film: History of the World
Fave Band: Pretty Violet Stain
Describe yourself in 3 words: Wacky, funny and ??
Best Feature: My nails
Worst Feature: Dennis!
Person you would most like to meet: Stevie Wonder
Hobbies/Interests: Songwriting
First Job: At a glass factory.
A talent you wish you had: To sing and dance!
The best advice given to you: Don't touch that!
If you were told you had a minute to live, what would you do? Give me five!

Girl: Do you prefer girl's with/without makeup?


Dennis: Without makeup because it looks more natural.

Girl: Now, do you prefer brains or beauty?

Dennis: Brains!

Darren: A mixture of both.

Girl: What is the worst pick-up line you have heard?

Dennis: How about having sex with me? (laughs)

Girl: So what turns you on?

Darren: Definitely brains, beauty and someone who is musical or plays an instrument.

Dennis: I like a good sense of humour and a girl who is talented.

Girl: What turns you off?

Dennis: Someone who has no talent and no goals in life.

Girl: Who is your ideal woman?

Darren: My girlfriend!

Dennis: I haven't come across anyone as yet.

Girl: What song best describes you?

Dennis/Darren: No Woman No Cry! (laughs)

Girl: Big boobs or big heart?

Dennis: If a girl has big boobs, there is a big heart in there somewhere! (laughs)

Girl: Are you a boxers or jocks guy?

Darren: Definitely jocks but trendy ones of course!

Girl: What was the most memorable moment about your first date?

Dennis: Kissing a girl whose nose was running and her lips tasted salty. (laughs)

Darren: The girl I was with slapped me! (laughs)

Girl: Do you hog the remote control?

Dennis: We don't watch TV.

Girl: What is under-rated in this world?

Darren: Definitely R&B music.

Girl: What is over-rated in this world?

Dennis: The media!

Girl: Do guys like girls in glasses?

Darren: There is this perception that glasses are supposed to make girls look more sophisticated, but I find them really stupid looking! (jokes)

Girl: What is your idea of a romantic date?

Dennis: A romantic date is someone taking ME out!

Girl: Are girls obsessed with their body image, more so than guys are?

Darren: They definitely are but girls don't realise that it really turns guys off to hear a female talking about her body image all the time.

Girl: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Dennis: I did once!

Darren: No I don't believe in love at first sight.

Girl: Are you a cat or a dog lover?

Dennis: Neither!

Girl: Who is the bigger flirt? Guys or Girls?

Darren: Girls are and besides guys get caught out more than girls do. Girls are far more subtle!

Girl: Does vanity exist in males?

Dennis: Very much so.

Girl: Do you believe in astrology?

Dennis: No not really.

Girl: Do you believe in fate?

Darren: Yes and I also believe in Karma.

Girl: Who gossips more? Guys or Girls?

Darren: Girls do! You can put ten girls in a room who have never met each other before, and they'll come out hating each other. Put ten guys in the same room and they will come out as best buddies.

Girl: How far would you go to win a girl's heart?

Dennis: How far do you want me to go?

Girl: Why are many guys so reluctant to say I love you?

Dennis: They're reluctant because they don't understand what it means.

Darren: They're scared.

Girl: Do you like girls who play hard to get?

Darren: To an extent, but then it's like, "alright you're just being ridiculous now! I don't like the restraining order!" (laughs)

Girl: If you could bring only three items with you to a deserted island, what would you bring?

Darren: A chef because I have to eat, my family and a boat!

Dennis: Destiny's Child!

Girl: Do girls who have been around the block too many times put guys off?

Dennis: Oh yeah!

Girl: And a question that we girls have always wanted to know the answer to - what do guys talk about in the toilet?

Dennis: Generally we talk about who is flirting with who, beside the hand dryer! (laughs)


Girls if you have a question you would like featured in 'My Boy', please email boy@girl.com.au or any boys reading this; email us with your thoughts, opinions or issues relating to the girls in your life!

- Annemarie Failla & Michelle Palmer

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